When I was little, Star Wars movies were the bomb. They still kind of are. The newest ones were just coming out and they had everyone excited. Everyone had a light-saber toy and everyone wanted to be a Jedi. Everyone except me. Have you ever noticed that none of the Jedis get the cool red and black faces or the awesome movie lines? Only a Darth could get away with saying, “Luke, I am your father,” and be eternally remembered for it.
For those of you who are still skeptical, let me draw your attention to a particular person: Anakin Skywalker. This young man was an excellent Jedi. He was supposed to save the world or whatever. One day, this bad guy called the Sith Lord drew him over to the dark side with promises of power and cookies. Apparently, Anakin Skywalker also found cookies to be delicious. Anyway, through a long and seemingly painful process, Anakin Skywalker became the greatest Darth of all time: Darth Vader. How awesome is that? The answer you’re looking for: very awesome.
That being said, I’m sure that now all of you want to be Darths as well. Luckily for you, the dark side is recruiting. Everyone who signs up will receive a cookie. They only have chocolate-chip, so if you’re a sugar cookie fan, well sucks for you. It is the dark side after all.
Just a little something I wrote for creative writing class. Hope you like it! Thanks for reading!